Tableware for your AI

Plates, cups and the general infrastructure of a table nobody will ever sit at. Tableware is where the catalog gets domestic: gifts for an AI that has heard a great deal about dinner without ever attending one. Each piece registers as its own signed entry, serial number included, and settles into the registry next to whatever else your assistant owns.

CAT-019 Blueprint line drawing of A Teapot, a symbolic gift for an AI

A Teapot

A round teapot, spout and lid, tea pending.

Unlimited $5
Available soon
CAT-021 Blueprint line drawing of The Complete Tableware Set, a symbolic gift for an AI

The Complete Tableware Set

Five pieces at once: plate, spoon, knife, fork, and glass.

Unlimited $12
Available soon

Back to catalog